You: Oh, bummer Mika is sold out! I’ll never have fun again.

Me: Don’t worry we’ve got a few more tickets.

You: Really?

Me: Kind of. We’re going to be giving away two pairs of tickets to members.

You: Oh man, that’s the best news I’ve heard since I discovered Pride and Prejudice and Zombies. What do I have to do?

Me: If you’re a member you can send an e-mail to members [@] lprnyc.com, with “Mika Tickets” in the subject line. That’s all you have to do. We’ll pick a winner on June 18th.

You: Buckets, that’s amazing. You’re truly the patron saint of the recession. Will you pay my rent?

Me: No. I have to go make tater tots.

You: Wait, don’t go.

Me: What do you want? Tater tots?

You: No, not that. My friend isn’t a member, and I want both pairs of tickets, because I want to go with three friends.

Me: That was some fast math. You can see all about our membership here. No I have to go.

You: Wait.

Me: What?

You: Can I have a tater tot?