Get ready for the only thing better than having Werner Herzog narrate your life for a weekend: ROBOT PARTY!
You’re still here? Looking for an explanation? Ok. Check the below FAQ to have your stupid, stupid questions answered.
Q: What should I wear?
A: Dress like a robot or robots will eat you.
Q: What should I do when I arrive?
A: Dance like a robot or robots will eat you.
Q: If I love Will Smith what should I do?
A: We’re giving out Will Smith stickers at the door. (Seriously. Robot promise it’s true.)
Q: What if I have to work?
A: Don’t be a cog, robots hate cogs.
Q: What will I do if I’m hungry?
A: Dress like a robot and eat the people who don’t.
Q: What’s a Marias?
A: Robots eat people. Robots eat people. Robots eat people.
Q: What kind of shoes do robots wear?
A: Robot dancing shoes.
Q: What should I do if I’m already a robot? Do I still need to dress like a robot?
A: No. Just come and find true love.
Q: This isn’t the theme I wanted this week. I sent you a suggestion for a theme party. Are you going to use it?
A: We can always dream. Dream big little unicorn. Dream big or robots will eat you.
posted by Zan