Get ready for the only thing better than having Werner Herzog narrate your life for a weekend: ROBOT PARTY!

Rory Culkin’s iPod present Robot Party with special guest ipod from Marias this Thursday at 10pm.

You’re still here? Looking for an explanation? Ok. Check the below FAQ to have your stupid, stupid questions answered.

Q: What should I wear?
A: Dress like a robot or robots will eat you.

Q: What should I do when I arrive?
A: Dance like a robot or robots will eat you.

Q: If I love Will Smith what should I do?
A: We’re giving out Will Smith stickers at the door. (Seriously. Robot promise it’s true.)

Q: What if I have to work?
A: Don’t be a cog, robots hate cogs.

Q: What will I do if I’m hungry?
A: Dress like a robot and eat the people who don’t.

Q: What’s a Marias?
A: Robots eat people. Robots eat people. Robots eat people.

Q: What kind of shoes do robots wear?
A: Robot dancing shoes.

Q: What should I do if I’m already a robot? Do I still need to dress like a robot?
A: No. Just come and find true love.

Q: This isn’t the theme I wanted this week. I sent you a suggestion for a theme party. Are you going to use it?
A: We can always dream. Dream big little unicorn. Dream big or robots will eat you.

posted by Zan