Hi, I’m Caroline Rose. I front a band called Caroline Rose. Our genre is schizodrift, which basically sounds like Blondie drunk on mai tais.
If you’re reading this it means you may be considering coming to one of our shows, so it would behoove me to tell you that you may see me in spandex. If you are bringing small children I cannot guarantee our show will be age-appropriate, so keep that in mind, and if you do decide to bring your child at the very least make sure they’re wearing ear protection. Our shows can get pretty psycho. Like not Gwar-status but maybe if Gwar and Devo had a riot grrl baby.
No one reads long bios so I’m going to end this here. See you at the show.